Melissa Jefferson — a.k.a. Lizzo — personifies the abomination that is presented to us as our culture almost as perfectly as Joe Biden represents the corrupt gerontocracy. Three backup dancers are suing her for personifying it too well:
While on a concert trip with the Grammy Award-winning artist to Amsterdam in February 2023, the plaintiffs claim Lizzo invited them for a night out on the town — which ended in the city’s red light district.
At this point we cross into X-rated terrain:
The lawsuit states, “… things quickly got out of hand. Lizzo began inviting cast members to take turns touching the nude performers, catching dildos launched from the performers’ vaginas, and eating bananas protruding from the performers’ vaginas.”
The dancers were allegedly pressured to comply.
More surprisingly, Lizzo is accused of fat-shaming her dancers, despite having made a career out of grotesquely displaying her own morbid obesity.
It gets more surprising still. The dance team captain, Shirlene Quigley, is also named in the suit:
Quigley is accused of allegedly pushing her Christian beliefs onto dancers and “oversharing her masturbatory habits and sex life with her husband” with the team…
No word on what church Quigley attends. I’m guessing Presbyterian.